Here I Am

Wow - over a year has passed. So much has changed yet so much is pretty much the same. Over the last year I have settled nicely into my condo, endured yet another failed relationship - but one that taught me a lot about what I want in life, had an AMAZING summer in Newport, judged a six week karaoke competition, visited the happiest place on earth...Disney World and got promoted! Overall - things are good.

Do I continue to have comical things happen to me - all the freaking time. I call them my Liz Lemon moments.

I did continue my match.com stint until recently. While judging karaoke I ran into one of the guys I was talking to on match. Now granted - immediately upon meeting him I knew it wasn't going to work however in true Liz Lemon fashion as I was walking out to my car I find him making out with some girl behind the building. Classic.

While dress shopping I stopped in this Asian store with cute promish/bridesmaidish type dresses. I pick up this really cute hot pink strapless number and the woman who owns the store comes up to me and asks "who are you shopping for??" while looking me up and down. I say yes and she immediately says "oh we don't have your size". I'm looking at her stunned as I'm holding up what I believe to be my size. And I say "excuse me" and she says - "our sizes run really small". I turn to my friend and am like "did she honestly just say that i'm too fat for these dresses??" yes she did - so we turned and left.

The Tuesday night before Thanksgiving my car unfortunately got broken into. Windows shattered - items stolen. All very upsetting. It was parked in front of my friend's house and when I discovered the car her sister came out to help put plastic up on the windows. I'm very distraught and upset and this car pulls up to my car. To which I scream out "what do you want?????? everything has already been stolen!!!" To which he says "Michelle??" (my friend's sister). He pulls the car over - they start chatting...and then he asks her out on a date! I'm thinking to myself...this is honestly the story of my life.

So yes- I've been here all along - I know you all have been missing the comedy sitcom situations of my life (however apparently in my absence I acquired a large asian population following my blog) but I promise I'm back and here to deliver.

Lemon Out!